I hope people continue to bet on Canelo so that when Mayweather pulls off the win, it'll make my gargantuan sports bet just a little bit sweeter. The only Alvarez that has a chance of beating PBF in a fight is Eddie -- and he's locked up in a Bellator contract that he's been trying to get out of for years. We're just two days away from the biggest sporting event in 2013, and I still have no idea where I'm watching the fights. I could have received a media pass that would have placed me in press row for the fight of the century, but I decided that I have far too many games to finish before Grand Theft Auto V comes out next week. Priorities -- everyone should have them. So here's a brief lesson. Never bring Floyd Mayweather Jr. coffee that has honey in it or he will make you look like the complete buffoon that you are. Props to TitoCouture for the find.