A three man mixed martial arts fight is like locking yourself in a closet and lighting off dangerous fireworks. Fireworks are amazing. Closets are functional. But never mix the two together or things get a little wacky.
Replace wacky with highly violent unprotected combat and you have three man MMA. The wave of the future! A violent future with not a lot technique in which strikes to the back of the head are not frowned upon but encouraged. For the five of you who thought two humans fighting inside in cage wasn’t exciting enough we present to you MMA’s version of a ménage à trois.
Keep your hands up at all times and try to make too much eye contact or it will get weird afterwards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WgGmI14AdU