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Don Frye plays a biker in one of those goofy Priceline commercials

Don Frye plays a biker in one of those goofy Priceline commercials

If you squeeze Don Frye's mustache, you can plant the leftover testosterone and a 'Gold's Gym' will grow from the ground. Anything Frye says is cool -- we don't care how xenophobic or jingoistic it may be..

Prior to writing this article, I thought of the single greatest way to feature Don Frye on MiddleEasy. The idea is so magnificent that if I share it with you guys, someone out there may hijack the concept. It will involve a tremendous amount of editing, but in the end it will be worth it. Keep in mind this idea will only work if Don Frye is comfortable being financially compensated with a large amount of Monopoly money. If he can handle currency that is only valid to purchase imaginary boardwalks, then this idea is a winner. However this morning you're just going to have to settle with this new Priceline commercial of Don Frye playing some burly biker.

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+5 # fedorssweater 2014-05-07 09:59
As manly as they come.

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+4 # pterodactylb 2014-05-07 10:23
he should have an action movie
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0 # Polybius 2014-05-08 09:52
It's called Godzilla: Final Wars. Unfortunately it's by far the worst Godzilla movie (yes, even worse than the Emmerich one).

On the plus side, it has cameos of Gary Goodridge and Ray Sefo.
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+2 # usa_is_not_ok 2014-05-07 16:51
would love to see that big bang theory chick get spit-roasted :D
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+2 # Endo 2014-05-07 23:06
He makes you feel like a pussy just by looking at you.
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0 # MarkKerrsDignity 2014-05-11 17:46
I love his mouth..
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0 # Bassman 2014-09-13 19:55
total bad ass!
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