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Fedor is in a thong at the beach -- your argument is invalid

Fedor is in a thong at the beach -- your argument is invalid

I've heard somewhat valid reasons as to why Fedor Emelinanenko lost to Fabricio Werdum, Bigfoot Silva and Dan Henderson. It's difficult not to consider them as flaws that can easily be fixed in a rematch with either of the three fighters. Granted, a true Fedor fan will justify any loss that Fedor incurs from now until California gets buried under the Pacific Ocean with a megaton-sized earthquake (which is probably tomorrow, damn). Too bad Fedor is permanently retired from the sport (at least for now) -- but it does give him more time to pose for a photo on the beach in his thong with his niece riding shotgun.

Last modified onMonday, 20 January 2014 19:22
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