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So Yoel Romero may have made doodie in his shorts inside the Octagon at UFC Fight Night 35

So Yoel Romero may have made doodie in his shorts inside the Octagon at UFC Fight Night 35

The scariest thing about Yoel Romero is not that he could effectively make your stand-up game run to the corner of the room and cry or obliterate your kidneys with 67 consecutive elbows -- it's that he can do all of those things while taking a doodie, adding insult to injury to unintentional defecation.

I mean seriously, back in the days of old-school feudal Japan, a samurai would chop off your head and wipe of his blade as your dome slowly rolled off your shoulders in one swift motion -- and it was seen as the absolute greatest insults. Now in 2014, a guy can take a number two while beating the lifeforce out of you. My god have these times changed.

So what do you think, concentrated sweat in the nether-regions, or full-on doodie? Yes, doodie is the scientific name for this stuff. Props to ZProphet for the .gif.

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+1 # HipsDontLie 2014-01-15 18:19
Its all good though he loves USA cuz God.
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-2 # kid808 2014-01-15 19:24
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-2 # SkeetEmUp 2014-01-15 20:50
its so nice, you had to make the same joke twice.
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-1 # Josh 2014-01-15 18:23
Maybe Blood?
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+5 # SkeetEmUp 2014-01-15 18:25
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-7 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-15 18:32
Hey, sometimes in order to do your duty inside the Octagon, you gotta do your doodie at the same time.
He made Tim Sylvia proud tonight!!!!
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-5 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-15 18:35
He Constantly Philippoo'd his shorts!!!!!! (bud-um-tshhhh) . I'll be here all night. Try the veal.
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+6 # Josh 2014-01-15 18:45
He's ranked #2 in his weight class....
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+4 # Gardeninja 2014-01-15 18:58
Poo and open cut's...shit's getting real.
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+6 # MixedMonkeyArts 2014-01-15 20:24
A stellar endorsement for those compression shorts though. They did their job.

UFC - as real as it shits.
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-1 # Judo Mike 2014-01-16 06:01
Black shorts from now on...
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+6 # Danger Waffles 2014-01-15 21:22
didn't know it was possible for a guy to drop weigh classes mid-fight.
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-3 # kr0ss 2014-01-15 22:33
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-1 # AkuraIchiban 2014-01-16 13:48
After eating that ridiculous head kick from Brunson....I would've shat my pants too. Is normal.
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