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Watch this skeptic completely debunk Empty Force Martial Arts in this hilariously revealing video

Watch this skeptic completely debunk Empty Force Martial Arts in this hilariously revealing video

In 1993, UFC placed their BS-detector directly inside the Octagon at their inaugural event and since that day in Denver, Colorado, the entire martial arts world has been put on a caution notice. In short, if it doesn't work inside the Octagon then it's likely fabricated nonsense used to extract valuable income from your wallet. There's a reason why no one uses 'pressure points' that were highly touted in the 90s while fighting in the UFC -- it's just impractical and most importantly, it doesn't work. All of that chi nonsense -- nothing. Never in the history of the UFC has there been a fighter that has defeated their opponent with some esoteric energy emitted from their hands.

Hadokens simply do not exist.

Neither does Empty Force (EFO) that is being promoted by Master Jukka Lampila of Finland. He believes that he can incapacitate people with what is known as an empty force emitted from his heart. By opening his heart, he can stop an attacker in his tracks without even touching him. Well, it appears that EFO only works on people that believe EFO works, but the skeptics and nonbelievers, it does nothing. Props to TDM for the +100 news tip.

Zeus @MiddleEasy

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+26 # synthsis 2013-12-12 14:25
Empty Force? More like Empty your wallet.

Am I Rite?
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+5 # IronShark 2013-12-12 14:45
I for sure would have asked for my 90 euros back! Albeit I wouldn't have gone in the first place
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+17 # decapitationstation 2013-12-12 14:49
self defense is a serious thing this is bullshit and could get you killed
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+12 # AkuraIchiban 2013-12-12 14:50
I'm from Finland but this was completely new to me. Nice to see that we have some of the world's greatest masters here who can join with other greats of the world on the highest level of mastery like George Dillman and that Japanese Dragon Priest dude who got whooped by that amateur Shooto guy
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0 # bpm400 2013-12-12 15:00
poor guy, i feel really bad for the guy who just got his bubble bursts :cry:
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-1 # Brandon 2013-12-12 15:07
EFO is is the force of emptying your wallet.
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0 # GONZO 2013-12-12 15:45
Live action representation of an internet tough guy.
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+5 # SnakeJake 2013-12-12 15:52
It's like that Benny Hinn Holy Ghost Power!
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+3 # tank 2013-12-12 17:13
Surprised he didn't try handing out bibles while he was at it.
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+4 # pterodactylb 2013-12-12 20:19
dudes gut is exerting force on his outfit.
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0 # uh 2013-12-12 21:29
dat sound
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+1 # MisterNRG 2013-12-12 23:33
Can be used to open your heart and make you collapse? Even The Care Bears can do that bro!
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+3 # Bullet Proof 2013-12-13 02:29
What drives people to do this crap is the big question. Sure the "guru" is financially motivated, but his staff??? WTF? How do they go home at night and feel good about their night of training????
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+1 # Fatty_Sam86 2013-12-13 14:10
Yeah I never understood it. Do they have meetings, like "Hey... I'm gonna need you to pretend to pass out, cool?"
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+2 # gewisn 2013-12-15 10:19
It's more like hypnotism, or tent revival healing, or "speaking in tongues.". If you believe and want it to work, you become suggestible enough that you unconsciously go along. And just like evangelical preachers, the leader is so convincing because he, too, believes.
Nothing new under the sun, just new applications.
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0 # Terry 2013-12-22 17:06
No, his assistants don't really believe it works. They are in on the act, just like a magician's assistant.
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+2 # i had a name 2013-12-13 06:55
Hows pressure points not working, chin, temple behind the ear all pressure points, how about both sides of a neck in a bloodchoke, or any joint bent in unnatural direction, whatever you think you think, pressure points are not only some nerve pinch bs that would never work on a real fighter. otherwise guys would punch each other randomly instead of picking their shots.
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0 # Meishas Taint 2013-12-13 10:13
I was ready for something to jump out at me.
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+1 # Judo Mike 2013-12-13 12:07
This is the martial arts equivalent of "psychic" power, like the long island medium or John Edwards(is that his name?).

Just con artists hustling desperate fools.
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0 # Lance Legstrong 2013-12-15 06:42
EFO is what I used to win 7 tour de dance titles.
I was on Oprah and everything.
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0 # Will-Kill 2013-12-18 20:00
Has anyone considered this guy may have telepathic powers and is making these people fall down...yet somehow he knows hes being tested and purposely fails so he does not get caught?

Someone might ask....."So why does he do it anyway?"

Answer "To sleep with young naive hot chicks."

Then again....did anyone see any hot chicks in this video anyways?

Maybe not, guess he is full of shit.
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0 # Bill 2013-12-19 02:19
or gay..
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