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Fighter dislocates his elbow during an MMA bout then puts it back in place inside the cage

Fighter dislocates his elbow during an MMA bout then puts it back in place inside the cage

It's pretty hilarious how the human body is just composed of a series of joints that connect everything together. We're just blood-filled Lego pieces at the end of the day. Life is just a constant struggle not to be reassembled in a hospital. Pretty soon we'll be able to exchange old arms for new, bolt-on arms that have mega blasters at the end of it. Serious question though, how many of you would be willing to sever your entire arm in exchange for the blaster gun of any villain from Mega Man 2? It'll just attach to your arm and you can use it whenever you deem necessary. The pros far outweigh the cons in this scenario. Sign me up for a Wood Blaster, future scientists of the world. Let this article be documentation that I was first in line. Thank you.

I've never dislocated my elbow mainly because my skeleton structure is made from pure adamantium. However if it happened, I would like to think that my composure would be as cool as this fighter in this video. Check out what happened last weekend at VFC in Omaha, Nebraska when this fighter dislocated his elbow on a take down and calmly popped it back in place. Props to @BrokenSmileFT for the find.

Last modified onTuesday, 30 July 2013 17:29
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