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Guy eats every type of Burger King burger in less than 30 minutes while wearing a shock collar

Guy eats every type of Burger King burger in less than 30 minutes while wearing a shock collar

I'm sure by now all of you MiddleEasy readers know how much I abhor eating any fast food, or even animal products. People are just killing themselves with every bite, and if you tell them that, they'll rush to justify how their own horrible diet is actually benefiting their health. If you guys want to die early and be plagued with heart disease and cancer, feel free to eat all the Double Whoppers and smoke a pack of Marlboros a day. The problem with the country's health system isn't 'Obamacare.' Not at all. It's the morons that intentionally damage their health and then cost tax payers billions a year just to treat them. The problem isn't some omnipotent and shadowy government healthcare system. The problem is you.

Well, the real problem is this guy that goes by the 'LA Beast' and his desire to meet the stringent demands of Burger King. Apparently the fast-food chain issued a challenge for anyone to eat every burger they had on their menu, and this LA Beast guy did it -- while wearing a shock collar. Check it out.

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+3 # Judo Mike 2014-03-28 13:37
Let's not ignore how much fucking sugar is in sports drinks while we are at it.
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+5 # ExonerateSonnen 2014-03-28 17:09
Zeus ever says a negative word about Del Taco and I'll leave this site forever.
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0 # keto 2014-03-28 22:06
you vegans are following the wrong path to health. SUGAR is the main cause of our health problems. MEAT is delicious AND healthy!
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-1 # ruhowned. 2014-03-30 05:57
meat CAN be healthy, if you think stuffing your fat ass with red meat every day is healthy (which by the way seems to be the norm), you're kind of fucking stupid
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-2 # AFrontKicktotheFace 2014-03-29 02:46
Zeus..this is my favorite write-up of yours to date. Good stuff man. I agree wholeheartedly with you.
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-1 # cooljayhu 2014-03-30 10:33
He forgot to get the chicken sandwiches.
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