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Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover in a Gold's Gym, hilarity ensued...

Arnold Schwarzenegger went undercover in a Gold's Gym, hilarity ensued...

When I was a kid the only thing I truly wanted to be when I grew up was Arnold Schwarzenegger. Years later, I've failed completely. Granted this was before I realized humans couldn't transmute into other humans at a later point in life. Unfortunately this wasn't taught in the American school system -- although I did retain mundane agriculture knowledge like slash-and-burn farming. Yeah, that's just another way of saying the Dallas Independent School District is essentially worthless. Going to public school in Texas taught me how to eat chicken fried steak for lunch, every day for the duration of my childhood.

Throughout all of this, I knew that if I just had the ability to transform into Arnold Schwarzenegger, I could simutaneously punch every teacher in the face and steal back all the school supplies we were required to bring on the first day of class. When I was sick, I never got a chance to use the box of tissue that I brought.

Damn, I need to see a psychiatrist about all of this stuff -- decades later and I still can't shake it. Well, at least I have this video of Arnold Schwarzenegger going undercover in a Gold's Gym to cheer me up.

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+1 # Macca 2014-01-22 16:05
You can tell it's him a mile-off. He never could shake that accent. Still a good sport for doing it. Who doesn't love Arnie?
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-1 # Systemrecords 2014-01-22 18:33
should be written on his tombstone . "here lies Arnold, he never could shake the accent"
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0 # kylefog93 2014-01-23 11:28
Lol cus clearly that stash worked. "That looks looks the Terminator, but something seems off..."
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+1 # pterodactylb 2014-01-22 19:35
"this is a golds gym, not a baby gym."
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0 # SHIN 2 THE CHIN 2014-01-22 20:44
10 sets at the water fountain
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0 # AuntieRazor 2014-01-22 21:44
I will never be able to shake this statement that Arnold made out of my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7PyDDNSiHk
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-1 # Macca 2014-01-23 00:49
Quoting AuntieRazor:
I will never be able to shake this statement that Arnold made out of my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7PyDDNSiHk


When I boze out on stage in front of 5000 people
When I'm backstage pumping up
cumming
cumming
cumming

Arnold's proportions in his prime looked awesome. No roid gut or nothing.
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-1 # SST 2014-01-23 13:38
what? no groping. this guy is an imposter!
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