These two spider men just want Batman to calm down, okay?

These two spider men just want Batman to calm down, okay?

Listen, sometimes Batman is going to lose his cool. He knows a gangster when he sees one, and damn it - he's Batman. Posturing is part of his gig as crusader of the night, and don't try to calm him down, or do. It really depends actually. Sometimes, if universes collide, not one, but two Spidermen will do their best to rub Batman's back to tell him to take it easy, because "it's over."

Yes, in this video, you will see Spiderman rubbing the back of an upset Batman, whom I reckon is close to tears. We don't know why he was upset, but we're pretty sure it has to do with a high-level criminal he had to set free earlier in the video. Maybe. I dunno. Supposedly Batman pushed this master criminal's son, but that's not likely the case, he's Batman after all. And what does Batman do when wrongly accused? He doesn't go into hiding, giving Gotham the hero they deserve, he just yells a lot in the general direction of his enemy.

Last modified onTuesday, 24 December 2013 11:19
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0 # pokerfacekilla 2013-12-24 11:26
"I know a gangta when I see it!"
+7 # kr0ss 2013-12-24 11:46
I had no idea Pat Barry was a cop.. :o
-1 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-24 13:14
If he keeps getting KO'd, he may not have enough braincells to become one.
+2 # powpowchicken 2013-12-24 12:04
this made my day MERRY CHRISTMAS
-1 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-24 13:07
-2 # maxx 2013-12-25 22:35
lol +1 for the american dad reference
+2 # AuntieRazor 2013-12-24 12:43
How can you NOT crack up at somebody pissed-off in a comic character costume?
....not to mention getting loud once the other guy walked away.
Stay classy, Batman.
0 # ugh 2013-12-24 14:21
So true. He got brave once other dude walked away LOL. Batman more like TWOFACE!
+1 # Tommy Bosco 2013-12-24 20:18
So unintelligent, it baffles me.
0 # gomer316 2013-12-25 01:12
How many Spiderman impersonators does it take to talk down Batman?
0 # Robbie Loler 2013-12-25 06:13
0 # Megyn Kelly 2013-12-25 14:43
That's not Batman, Batman is white, it is what it is.

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