Never leave your birthday party unattended or Steven Seagal may pop out of a very large cake, topless. I think I’ve confused my Under Siege imagery, but I still can’t help but think that Seagal was the guy who taught Bruce LeeRoy to catch bullets with his teeth in ‘The Last Dragon.’ In fact, ‘The Glow‘ is just a radioactive after-effect of drinking Seagal’s energy drink. In the land of 7th degree Aikido masters, we are all mere peons operating in their world — even if your name is Anderson Silva. Check out this video of Steven Seagal putting the absolute beatdown on Anderson Silva for not punching fast enough. [Source]
