The World’s Strongest Man competition is the only place where it’s socially acceptable to move a car with your arms that you don’t own. I don’t think that would fly anywhere else unless you’ve exposed to gamma radiation, in which case…it’s cool. The only cars I’ve moved with my arms were a handful of micro machines from my friend’s closet in 4th grade as payback for him ripping my 1991 Silver Surfer Marvel Hologram Card. I’ve never forgiven him to this day and he still doesn’t know about his micro machines (and will never know, because he’s dead…seriously).
If you take every character in the DC Universe and combined them, the end result would be Mariusz Pudzianowski’s forearm. I would rather stick my head in a particle accelerator than take a punch from this dude. Being the World’s Strongest Man isn’t like holding an imaginary PhD if people call you ‘Dr. Dre’. It means the dude is the World’s Strongest Man. They checked, they double checked, triple checked…fivedoubletriple checked. Mariusz is making his MMA debut on December 11th at a polish promotion called KSW (Dean Amasinger from TUF 9 is on the same card). Before you see him create his own gravity within the cage, check him out in his own music video. Life is good…if you’re not Pudzianowski’s opponent.
