Everyone has that friend that downs a couple of shots of Jaggermeister and then stages impossible to prove bets like ‘If someone paid me $1,000,000, I’ll take a punch from Mike Tyson’ or ‘Yeah, I’ll get in the octagon with Brock Lesnar for $2,000,000″. Find that guy, call him up, friggin Google if you have to. Just get a hold of him and show him this video of Brock Lesnar training for UFC 106 then tell him that your late uncle left you an inheritance of exactly $2,000,000 and you’re willing to put it all on the line just to see him get in the cage with Brock. Be sure to have a clean pair of underwear readily available for him. [Source]
