Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I have this undying urge to contact every eggnog distributor in an attempt to get Big Nog a contract in the dairy industry. The chances of me drinking more eggnog because Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is on the carton is about the same as me running away in terror because Antonio Rodrigo Nogueira is on the carton. Imagine drinking something that’s endorsed by a dude people call Minotauro. You’re pouring a mythical creature in your glass, if your scalp is misplaced from your head via battle axe…then you can’t say that you didn’t see it coming. Antonio Rodrigo Nogueria is both a seasonal dairy drink often mixed with burbon as well as a guardian of labyrinths. Dude knows how to multi-task.
Oh yeah, Big Nog is going to fight the winner of Shane Carwin vs. Brock Lesnar at UFC 106. Can’t forget that. That’s the whole reason why I put down my box of Devil’s Food Cake Cookies and started this article. If you want to see a really entertaining fight (besides Big Nog vs. Couture at UFC 102), I suggest you dig through your stack of Pride FC tapes and watch Fedor vs. Nogueira which, hands down, is the most entertaining MMA fight in history. [Source]