Let's just get this out of the way, @McgregorRousey is The Goat for this one. Taking to social media and DM-ing UFC fighters random questions is the best thought experiment ever. Just a brilliant idea and that fact that some of MiddleEasy's favorite fighters are involved just makes it all the more sweeter. Only three days removed from a major UFC pay-per-view, there is probably more pressing issues MiddleEasy should talk about. Nope, this social experiment is worth the $59.99 and our full attention. First up, UFC middleweight prospect Eryk Anders and his response to a question about crashing on his couch. and the 100% correct reply Next up, UFC middleweight vet Zak Cummings and his take on a personal auto loan. And the reply Over to the heavyweights and one of Team MiddleEasy's fav big man newcomers Juan Adams and his all time great teaching moment for men of all ages. Don't be like Chad, be like Juan Adams. Back in the fold is our fav AZ stoner Sean O'Malley and a lesson everyone can respect, because everybody poops. The final two contestants on 'DM-ing UFC fighters inconvenient questions & their real replies' are Violent Bob Ross Luis Pena and Mike Perry grabbing for that brass ring. Don't make us pick a winner. Pena out here reforming the the prison and parole system for the better. Come again now? LOL yes Violent Bob Ross is a god damn saint for this one. Finally the main event, Mike Perry being the ultimate dude that every single group of friends needs in their line-up. WWPPD AKA What Would Platinum Perry Do, always and forever remains the voice of reason in the MMA community. Bless this reply. H\/T to @McgregorRousey for his\/her commitment to the gimmick, give them a follow ASAP.