Swayze Valentine. Sounds like a really high grade form of ecstasy, although that name actually belongs to UFC's first cut woman. Never have I received as many tweets, emails, and comments about a cut person as I did when Swayze made her debut at UFC 170. Heck, I was sitting in the front row and I had fellow press members pointing her out to me. We get it, she's attractive -- trust me I've had a fleet of sexually deprived guys tell me that over the past week. However the most remarkable part is that she's already dubbed herself the 'Queen of Cuts' and she even has a website apparently proving this. Well if we're doing self-proclaimed monikers, from this day forward, I will be known as 'The King of All MMA Media.' Thank you. Now let's watch some Swayze Valentine in this unnecessarily-long video from Fight Life Media. Shorten it up guys, no one has the attention span for an 8 minute video.