No seriously, this is How You Sonic. A lesson in Street MMA best served with Ocean Water. Maybe a Cherry Limeade. Definitely tots. Now it makes sense why Sonic Drive-In is the favorite fast food establishment of Johny Hendricks. These are the forms of entertainment that could only take place on the grassy knolls behind a Sonic. You just don't get Street Fights like the one below at Whataburger. If you listen close enough, you can almost hear someone struggling to decide between ordering a Chili cheese coney and chicken tenders in the middle of the fight. The most impressive part of this fight isn't Sonic's commitment to weird menu items, it's the takedown defense. Who remembers their wrestling fundamentals during a Street scuffle? These Sonic customers sure do. Bless their hearts, but also bless their sprawl and brawl abilities. Street Fight lore says if you chug a Sonic signature Slush prior to a fight, your wrestling abilities increase tenfold. Even more so if you pick Watermelon or Green Apple flavors. The best thing about fighting at your local Sonic Drive-In? Even if you lose, eat a bunch of punches, and fail on all your shots? At least you still get to eat Sonic afterwards. With both fighters coming in shirtless this Street MMA fast food world tour gets off to an even start. One knockdown later and all bets are off. Get him Austin, and get MiddleEasy fries with that to. To the victor go the spoils, to losers go some perfectly fried onion rings and a 99 cent corn dog.