I wanted to get this article up yesterday, then I took an arrow to the knee. This morning I gently got out of bed, grabbed my breakfast (a sweet roll) uploaded this candid interview of Fitch Dragonborn explaining the philosophy and motivations behind his Skyrim character, a level 70 Dark Elf, only to swivel around in my rapidly deteriorating office chair to find my delicious breakfast missing. Such is the life of a MiddleEasy writer. Luckily I've been trained by the Thieves Guild in Riften, and they have connections, so I know I'll find my suspected sweetroll thief. Fitch Dragonborn took some time off from adventuring in Skyrim to visit San Francisco for a hardcore session of Undisputed 3. When we met up at the cheese and meat spread the topic of conversation quickly turned to the northernmost region of Tamriel, his outrage at the racism towards Dark Elves and his preferred strategies when playing the Elder Scrolls series. We thought you guys would also appreciate the knowledge that Fitch can bestow upon many young Skyrim adventurers in this unapologetically nerdy interview.