This article should be prefaced with a giant 'BEEP'. Most of you won't understand that reference, so instead, I'll just say that all of you kids out there should aspire to be Sexyama when you grow up. If you don't start when you're young, you'll grow up to be a guy locked inside a cubicle for 33% of the day and will never be able to leisurely foil a restaurant robbery. When your name begins with 'Sex', you're almost guaranteed a blitzkrieg of drunken phone calls on a Friday night. If Sexyama was a Hot Pocket, he would be stuffed with a blend of frozen hotness that can only be fully realized when placed in the microwave for two minutes. Now Sexyama's 'Team Cloud' dojo has collaborated with Japanese retailer 'Pleasure Dome' to offer you a shirt that runs at 47,300 yen or $616 (depending on the strength of the Yen\/US Dollar). I'm not sure if Japan realizes that you can get 'pleasure dome' near the New Jersey turnpike for relatively cheap -- but it must be something different over there. Check out the crystal-studded shirt below and if you feel like dropping a copious amount of loot on it, please feel free. Props to Matt R. for the find.