Chris Weidman, father, husband, terrible actor, slayer of the mythical Anderson Silva... and victim of irritable bowel syndrome. \u00a0Maybe we should allow Chris to explain with the guidance of his guardian bro-angel, Gian Villante. I don't really understand how you could shit yourself, and have it go up into your neck, without lying down. \u00a0I can't move off of that part of the story; it's fucking with me still. \u00a0Is Long Island not subject to the same rules of shit-gravity as the rest of the world? \u00a0I think speak on behalf of all MMA journalists when I demand verification of this story from Chris Weidman's father. \u00a0How did the shit get on Chris's neck?