Pool Party

Oh so we singing shit now? Nick Diaz is like this close to singing "Come on be my baby tonight". Look, we always knew Diaz was not fighting in the UFC without some kind of drama. But we didn't know Diaz was on some 1980s martial arts movie villain level drama. Diaz is a headband away from slap boxing the taste out of Ralph Macchio's mouth. So the rumors are true, Diaz is not fighting Jorge Masvidal anytime. Hell, Diaz might not fight in the UFC anytime in 2019. The #FreeNickDiaz hashtag may take on an entirely new meaning in 2019. In a long line of Diaz promos this new poolside video may hold a special space in the Hall of Fame. Not it's own wing but the museum may have to recreate this exact scene using wax statues. First, Diaz is shirtless. Then we realize Diaz was huge King of Hill fan. Diaz pulls back the camera to reveal he's poolside in December at an undisclosed location. This is glorious. This is so Diaz. We ran the two minute promo through our Diaz Bros Translator and nothing came back. Nick just red ring'd our favorite machine. Just watch Nick go 100% Nick in the video below. Let's just say Nick Diaz is talking smack to every single fighter on the UFC roster who weights 170 pounds. Colby Covington? Yup. Tyron Woodley? Yup. Jorge Masvidal? Yup. The whole gang is here and Diaz is roasting them all. We think. Maybe he's complimenting them. Who can really be sure at this point. Just let Nick live: shirtless, possibly high and by the pool.