Mike Goldberg is a permanent UFC fixture. Despite saying something nonsensical, even bordering on insane, during every UFC broadcast, he will likely die Octagon-side. He is the father of such exchanges as: Mike Goldberg: "He's got him in some kind of strange choke I've never seen before!" Joe Rogan: "That's a rear naked choke."\u00a0 And Mike Goldberg: "You can hear the corner speaking Portuguese!" Joe Rogan: "Uh, that's Japanese, brother" Mike Goldberg: "I should have known that." Joe Rogan: "You're the one married to a Japanese chick." Mike Goldberg: "That is correct." He has dubbed Travis Lutter the \u201cMichael Jordan of Jiu-Jitsu,\u201d and when Jens \u201cLil\u2019 Evil\u201d Pulver knocked out John Lewis, he exclaimed \u201cLittle Eagle flies again!\u201d Despite all that, someone in the FOX executive office saw untapped talent. And on Sunday, Goldie talked my Minnesota Vikings through an embarrassing loss to the Detroit Lions. Mookie Alexander at Bloodyelbow compiled some of the Twitter reactions.\u00a0 I don't want to pick on Fox's Mike Goldberg but he's misidentified more players today than I can ever remember from any NFL play-by-play man \u2014 Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) October 12, 2014 Fox's Mike Goldberg just said of a pass Teddy Bridgewater threw, "The intended receiver was Golden Tate." They're not on the same team, Mike \u2014 Michael David Smith (@MichaelDavSmith) October 12, 2014 "The ball is deflected... NOPE! Still in his hand." - Mike Goldberg \u2014 TMH (@TracerBullet36) October 12, 2014 Goldberg - "4th and 17....pardon me, 4th and 5" Wow. don't know how you mess that up. #Vikings #Lions \u2014 Keith Leventhal (@KeithLeventhal) October 12, 2014 "Powering ahead for a 1st down." - Mike Goldberg Player was a yard short. 4th down. Cc:@jordanbreen \u2014 InMyMMAOpinion (@InMyMMAOpinion) October 12, 2014 Brandon Ayanbadejo - "Negative play." Mike Goldberg - "Negative play indeed." Great contribution. #Vikings #Lions \u2014 Keith Leventhal (@KeithLeventhal) October 12, 2014 UFC fans, enjoy that surge of hipster-esque pride, knowing you have listened to Goldie talk this way for years. It\u2019s kind of like that weird backwards thrill I get watching the Vikings lose almost every Sunday.