Not much to add to this one. Sometimes in life you just need to sit back and let Cowboy Cerrone ramble on about handjobs. The best promotion for UFC\u2019s Fight Night card this weekend, somewhere in Europe, sometime on Fight Pass is this Cerrone interview. Get comfortable but not too comfortable you perv and listen to Cowboy Cerrone no-sell a legitimate question from the MMA media in favor of a story about a \u201cjack-shack\u201d? .@MMAjunkieJohn: Do you still size up your opponents? And then @Cowboycerrone started talking about a bad massage he got LOL. #UFCGdansk pic.twitter.com\/loyGFMNmzP— MMAjunkie (@MMAjunkie) October 20, 2017 LOL what?!?!?