Back in May, Houston Alexander let the two comedians take shots at his remarkable torso,\u00a0Bloodsport-style, until he pretended to almost want to punch them and they immediately verbally submitted. However, this is still a victory for comedy. According to me, three things are funny about this video: 1. Key and Peele. I can\u2019t look at them without being happy about the future of humor. 2. Key and Peele's actually pretty good body shots. They\u2019re putting some juice behind those punches and that\u2019s impressive because comedians aren\u2019t known for being good at punching other men. Also, it\u2019s comforting to see these guys take advantage of the opportunity to hit a professional fighter because we all know that \u201cyou don\u2019t win fights with that tip-tap shit.\u201d Did you hear what it sounded like to hit Alexander\u2019s midsection? That shit is dense. It\u2019s like throwing a ball of steak at the side of a McDonalds. 3. Key and Peele are still really concerned that this is the \u201cha ha weaklings, now I get to punch you\u201d game. Who knows about the extent of their relationship with Alexander but it is, at best, random or, at worst, they\u2019ve just angered a notorious puncher. Key and Peele employ a variation of the classic younger brother move of grabbing at the wrist, shooting the hips back, and nervously yelling \u201cha ha no no I'm serious STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP."\u00a0 Houston Alexander is most famous for one thing: hard muscle. For ultra-muscular dudes, \u201cpunch me in the abs until you are submissive\u201d is one of the oldest and most ego-stroking moves in their arsenal. But could you imagine if Key and Peele got\u00a0Liam Neesons and Bruce Willy\u00a0to punch Houston Alexander\u2019s abs at the same time? That would be MYYYYYYYYY SHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!!