Jordan Johnson

MMA and d**k jokes go together like peanut butter and jelly. No, actually d**k jokes to MMA are equal to slapping someone unexpectedly in the d**k and uncontrollable laughter; you can't have one without the other. Lost in the haze of heavyweight prospect Jordan Johnson moving to 5-0 with a third round submission was AXS TV Fights play by play headman Michael Schiavello bestowing upon the big man a glorious new nickname. Jordan "Big Swinging" Johnson you were birthed on Friday night at Resurrection Fighting Alliance 39. Mr. Johnson, who according to The Internet did not have a Pitbull/Beast/Killer/MMA nickname generator style nickname yet, enjoy the gift of Big Swinging for the remainder of your MMA service. Now watch all the times Schiavello worked the term "big swinging" into his call of Johnson's win at RFA 39. Michael Schiavello and Big Swinging Johnson #RFA39 pic.twitter.com/cXq3baOFWa— caposa (@GrabakaHitman) June 18, 2016 And the full highlights below