If you've ever found yourself singing Shinya Aoki's walkout song and begin the tune with 'Baka Survivor!' then fill in the rest of the song with incoherent mumbling followed by a resounding 'Baka Survivor!', then you're not alone. I don't know what those guys say, but apparently gem-studded police officer hats are in style. However unique you think you are, Japan is light years ahead of you. That's probably why Shinya Aoki wants to teach you the technique of a perfect twister from Evolve University. Good luck on actually pulling this off in your next fight, however. It's kind of hard to submit anyone when confronted with an altercation you chose to run instead.