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The MMA world hasn't been the same since @AsianMMAdotcom professed his undying love for Jessamyn Duke. He spilled his heart on Twitter, and he was rewarded with a date that can be redeemed at any day for the remainder of 2013. Just kidding about the date part, but AsianMMA.com's Mike Hackler really has a thing for the TUF 18 contestant, and he will stop at nothing to make her realize this -- which also includes constructing a shrine in her honor from earthen clay. If any of you missed last night's TUF fight between Jessamyn Duke and Raquel Pennington, then you're doing your eyes an incredible disservice. Some people say it was the greatest TUF fight since Bonnar vs. Griffin, but those people communicate in hyperboles and can't place a delimiter between 'best' and 'really damn good.' Therefore I call Duke vs. Pennington the greatest female TUF fight in the history of female TUF fights in order to give those same people a sense of well-being. Check it out.