Bruce Lee had abs like Jesus Christ -- and that's one of the biggest compliments the late martial art legend will ever receive. Seriously though, Jesus was pretty jacked for a carpenter. Maybe I should leave all this writing behind and start building armoires out of my living room and then eventually lead a cult of people to make shows like The 700 Club. Body by Jesus Christ involves a lot of Roman persecution and starvation, apparently, and the only Italian guy I know berates me for ordering vegan pizza. Well, I guess I'm on my way. This morning EA Sports announced the new character they were teasing for their upcoming UFC game last week is none other than Bruce Lee, someone that a vast majority of people already hypothesized. The only way you can get him is to beat the game of pro difficulty or higher, or just pre-order the game. Your choice.