What up, homeboys? I don't even think you're ready for this, straight up. We have to warn you, Dan Quinn is talking some real shit in this video that could possibly offend everyone. In the midst of a minefield of n-bombs, the Saint of Stevia goes on a stream of consciousness rant that could never be summarized here. Quinn continues his preaching about the water and stevia alchemy which he claims to cure cancer and "solves the ant problem". Not only that, but he wants to patent a technique to give ladies pleasure beyond their wildest dreams and film it. Quinn would like to shoot this with porn star D**k Delaware then fight him, in what I believe could be the first porn shoot combined with an MMA fight. Something that could probably only be sanctioned in Texas. On top of all this absolute madness, he calls out Joe Rogan to try and tap him out, homie. Which, I'm sorry, but hashtag would watch. Watch the video below and ask yourself, do you really know Dan Quinn, and in what capacity do you know Dan Quinn?