Dad bod

There's no crying in baseball but there is fighting. So bummed this Lesson in Street MMA did not occur on Father's Day. From a Little League field in Colorado, here is a bunch of grown adults acting dumb af. Thankfully there is a happy ending to this video and some knockouts as well. These Dads absolutely suck at being well adjusted parents, but at least they have very little striking defense to speak of. If you're going to do dumb Dad things, at least get knocked out for your dumbass efforts. Adults living through their kid's sport dreams are the worst possible parents. Sure guy, maybe if you tried harder then you to could have made it to the big leagues. And yeah, despite your lack of any sort of natural athletic abilities your spawn will achieve great sporting heights. That's exactly how this world work, right? Sports success through the proxy of a child playing a game. That's the way to do it. The star of this Super Smash Dads all out brawl is an asshole in a white t-shirt and teal shorts. The type of Dad that wears sunglasses indoors and will hit on his kid's friends when they are in high school. Maybe the best part of this brawl is it's origin story begins with a 13-year-old umpire. LOL what? These Dads are fighting over a blown call from a 7th grader? May everyone involved in this fight step on all the LEGOs and get knocked out in highlight reel fashion in the future.