When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.When playing Tic-Tac-Toe, Chuck Norris always lets his opponent make the first three moves.Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter. I can't take credit for any of those, they were all pulled from ChuckNorrisFacts.com. In fact, I can't even take credit for this video of Chuck Norris giving all the reasons why he would have been a beast in MMA. However we are going to show it to you, nonetheless.