A Lesson in Street MMA: Skaters are not good at rear naked choke defense, get put to sleep

Street Mma Skater Rear Naked Choke Defense

New Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is looking wild. Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2 remains the GOAT skateboarding game, but whatever Street MMA is going on this video comes pretty close.

Angry issues thy name is the dude wearing a black t-shirt. The problem with this Street MMA lesson is that it picks up right in the middle of the action. There is no build-up to this feud.

Who knows what was said or wasn’t said before from our double pair of Shaun White’s began scrapping. Maybe they were arguing if the Suicide Machines were better than Goldfinger in the ever changing early 2000s Ska-Punk frate trane rankings.

Whomever started the fight, that dude in the black shirt finished it; twice. Ah yes, the rare Street Fight were an opponent loses by knockout and submission.

Chill-Bro had some hope in the beginning. to. Clinch game was on point and he even risked it all by throwing a knee to the head. The Thai plum was right there and it gone before he even knew it. Those Anderson Silva versus Rich Franklin dreams were dashed so quick.

Then the fight hits the floor and it is all over. Like over-over. Mike Goldberg’s catchphrase deserved a better ending than this.

Angry man in the black shirt just goes off with the ground n’ pound and nobody breaks it up? Anybody want to step in? Call the fight?

Nope, okay then. The line between Street MMA and attempted murder gets blurred real quick at this skate park.

He gone.

Skate or die? Yeah, let’s pick skate next time you’re trying to pull off a kickflip.

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