Go Pats. He dead and we’re serious this time. Here is a lesson in Street MMA that feels straight out of an episode of Family Guy.
This isn’t a street fight. This feels like a cartoon brawl. We need a run in from Peter Griffin and a Giant Chicken to complete this Street MMA lesson. We are moments away from someone hitting someone else over the head with an anvil or a piano.
That’s all folks.
Instead of ACME novelty items getting tossed in the faces of people, it looks some dude got thrown under a car right at the start of the fight. Not ideal.
Then the fight just keeps going. This isn’t a metaphor or a play on words. That Patriots fan literally got thrown under a car; kind of like getting thrown under the bus except it only fits four Tom Brady jerseys inside.
Nobody stops to check on the guy laying under a parked car. Okay then.
The other thing to watch in this street fight is just how many people wearing Gronk jersey’s get their ass handed to them. Why are all these people wearing Gronk gear so angry? That is very off brand.
Dancing like a drunken, shirtless, human panda bear is what Gronk would want. Gronk no fight, Gronk party.
We got at least three number 87 Patriots fans laid out in the Boston streets.
Hey, the Super Bowl sucked but at least we got Patriots fans beating each other senseless for our entertainment. Worth it?
Video two in case one gets removed because of reasons such as murder for example.
— Colin Beatt (@Listen2TheBeatt) February 5, 2019