Step up your judo game kid. To the surprise of pretty much no one, there have been a lot of Lessons in Street MMA at your local McDonald’s. People may prefer the whopper or double stack, but at the end of the day if you want your combo meals with some fists, McDonald’s is your joint.
If you were to hold up two pictures of each of these fast food customers and asked which one got tossed over the counter? Yeah, you would ace it every time. Every. Time.
Shocked the low key racist dude had an outburst in public and paid the price for it. How upset about the McRib not being sold year round can one man really be?
Racist white kid calls man in front of him a "black man", gets tossed across counter. pic.twitter.com/PpJmEHw8lV
— Steve Johnson (@ColdBluu) July 19, 2019
To be perfectly honest that racist in the track jacket got off easy. In simpler times, our hero would have served him up with a punch to the jaw and then ordered his McFlurry. Definitely would dip his fries into his ice cream as he’s walking over the knocked out body to.
Instead Street MMA students learn a lesson in physics and weight classes. Also don’t be a hateful person or you will be thrown over the register like a forgotten Happy Meal toy. Straight lawn darted that horrible human being.
To double down on his efforts, he really did just toss a bunch a fries at our human throwing hero. That’s just wasteful and not even the correct counter to being flung over a fast food counter.
♫ Ba da ba ba ba you just got tossed over the counter. ♫
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