This ain’t no “touch butt in the park”. These two ladies met up to settle their differences, but it seems like one of them has done more than pool noodling. This whole fight plays out like a “When Keeping it Real Goes Wrong” sketch from the Chapelle Show. After some hand fighting and a hair-clinch battle, the girl in the hoodie got all Thug Rose.
Who does she train with? Does she just watch a lot of UFC? Either way, it’s kill or be killed, that’s what she’s comin’ with. Hoodie girl sweeps short shorts, does some ground and pound (to the back of the head) and then breaks her freakin’ arm. “Ow! My fucking arm popped,” it sounds like she yells. …Yes, yes it did.
If that wasn’t enough, hoodie girl takes the back and sinks in a choke. Everyone yells at her to “break” the hold but she’s like, I already broke the arm, y’all late, and just keeps choking the short shorts until she passes out. …Damn.
Watch the whole fight below and someone get in touch with the UFC.
The bitch in the hoodie needs to get a contract with the UFC lmaoo pic.twitter.com/7YgRb3JJi8
— God’s Favorite (@NOUGLYTHOTS) August 12, 2016