You’re going to regret that. In Street MMA there is always one winner and one winner loser but not this time. From an arena where Egg McMuffins are now served all day, we have an interactive lesson in Street MMA.
Watch as the bell for round one sounds and that dude in black jacket’s first fighting instinct is to toss his bag of McDonald’s nums nums into the street. You dumbass. For one, you threw away your best weapon and two you might get hungry after the fight. The post-fight after-party catering menu is looking pretty weak right now.
Even Street MMA’s “Just Bleed” super-fan is distracted by this careless act of food waste but is thankful for the commemorative souvenir. If you toss your bag of McDonald’s prefight, don’t expect to ever see it post-fight.
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