Your mother was right when she warned you about walking down dark alleys. Because more bad things happen in dark alleys than in dark cul-de-sacs, for instance. But why is that? Perhaps dangerous people are just genetically wired to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys. Or perhaps the negative energies of the universe are somehow funneled down those narrow streets and concentrated in the fingertips of otherwise normal men.
This video may support both theories at the same time. Reinforce your childhood fears as you watch a presumably unsavory fellow gather his dark alley powers and knock two guys out in two seconds.