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A Lesson in Subway MMA: A single rear naked choke puts him to sleep, lets you make your stop

Sometimes even Subway MMA needs a touch of the gentle art. When you’re riding home on the train and another passenger wants to a cut a passionate promo on you, it’s time to break out your Street jiu-jitsu skills. Subway trains are often crowded during rush hour, so winging haymakers is not always ideal.

From the underground subway routes beneath the streets of New York City we have a street MMA beef solved quickly. Watch as the dude in the maroon shirt listens on as the guy in the white polo tries to break him down mentally before it gets physical. Maroon shirt dude, who likely watched Royce Gracie on VHS, calmly downloads his opponent’s shit talk, processes it and then spits out a simple formula to defeat him.

R-N-C defense all day, every day in the often overlooked world of Subway MMA. Protect your neck white polo guy or get put to simple in very violent fashion.

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Tommy Messano is a writer residing in Gilbert, Arizona who is best known for his work as a Mixed Martial Arts journalist. His work has been featured on a number of publications, including Sherdog.com, MiddleEasy.com, ESPN.com, the abandoned WCL.com as well as his own site, ULTMMA.com (R.I.P).

An Arizona State University alum he can often be found marketing and public relating things to people when not writing on The Internet.