A Lesson in Street MMA: The bicycle smash is illegal the first time and the third time

Before we start – no, I don’t know why the banner is a dinosaur on a bicycle, I Googled “Bicycle Attacks” after not finding Calvin being attacked by his bike at an appropriate size, and this just kind of called out to me. It’s ridiculous, and so is this Street MMA match. It’s like Mad Max with Huffys. 

There’s little background information on this fracas, as we start en media res, with bicyclists throwing haymakers and bitch slaps until one fighter gets stunned, and his opponent realizes that he has a mode of transportation and a somewhat deadly weapon at his disposal. 

Then the classic conflict escalation pops off and the bicycle is the lightsaber of these Jedi and Sith.


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