Street fights are abundant and mean
Even when they’re in a bathroom that’s meant to be clean
Swinging fists wildly is seen as a skill
Gets you on YouTube and your views will be a mill
If you’re in college, you may be kicked out by your dean
This installment of Street MMA
Comes from a land that always sees the light of day
Ireland is a place of wonder and mystery
Shamrocks, leprechauns and all that rich history
Now direct your cursor and push play
See. Did. There. Props to @ZaraBarry for the find.
