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A Lesson in Street MMA: Never fight a dude with ‘Only The Superb Survives’ on his back

Perhaps the greatest element of this installment of ‘A Lesson in Street MMA’ is the simple, yet direct YouTube description:

Treston “mayhem” blackhair vs emilio(streetfighter) treston said that it felt like a spar not even a fight…

We’re assuming from the lack of Wal-Mart brand MMA gloves that Emilio is the ‘street fighter’ with the gnarly shirt made from the tears of gods, and Treston ‘Mayhem’ Blackhair is the other guy. Actually, we’re not entirely sure if ‘blackhair’ is his last name, but for the purpose of this article we will assume that this Treston guy comes from a long family lineage of ‘Blackhairs’ that go back to the 16th century. If you would like to know more about the Blackhair family tree, just let me know and I will weave a story of impossible improbabilities that will stream seamlessly in your brain.

If our fighter descriptions are correct, then we need to get Treston rushed to the hospital because he’s suffering from a severe case of ‘Butt Hurt.’ You know the symptoms — extremely bitter when you just got your entire existence handed to you by a dude that rolls into a fight with a pony tail and the greatest shirt the universe ever created. Check out the epic Street MMA fight below and let us know if you agree. You better.

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