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A Lesson in Street MMA: If you’re a bully at a music festival, this will happen to you

I used to live in Texas. I’m well aware of how busterish the state can react towards anything that doesn’t support Christianity, high school football or the glorification of brisket BBQ in some form. Texas is a land stuck in time — a time when people thought the world was flat. The only haven of that gigantic state is Austin, TX — the capital of highly improbable weirdness. I met an exotic dancer that learned English from listening to Wu-Tang Clan the last time I was out there. That’s the extent of my knowledge about Austin, TX. Actually, all of that disdain mentioned earlier is reserved solely for Dallas, TX. Never go to that place.

There’s a thing called SXSW — I’m sure you’ve heard of it. It’s actually still going down throughout the rest of the week. You’re free to take as many hallucinogenic drugs as possible while you’re listening to the acoustic styling of Riff-Raff — but just don’t bully a crowd of innocent people or else this may happen. Props to @bigwillthechamp for the find.

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