A Lesson in Street MMA: Don’t let wearing a bikini stop you from knocking someone out

Street MMA is Beach MMA

Look we’re all adults here, let’s just acknowledge what we are all thinking without fear of shaming. What are those baguette bread emojis doing watermarked on this Street MMA video?

Beach MMA is the new Street MMA, so apply sunscreen thoroughly and keep your hands up at all time. With spring almost behind us and summer approaching, Street MMA has some new lessons for the changing of the seasons.

Don’t start shit in the sand that you wouldn’t normally start in streets. Also, when defending strikes on the beach, watch your footing or that woman in the thong bathing suit will knock you out.

It’s only April but thanks to this act of Beach MMA, MiddleEasy.com’s official summer crush is that woman with throwing one hitters in that thong.

Get you a girl who can do both; throw hands and have mind for French carbohydrates.

Published on April 18, 2018 at 1:08 pm
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