A Lesson in Street MMA: Don’t get involved in an insane 4th of July brawl or get KTFO

There are certain situations one just shouldn’t be in if they want to be a respectable member of society, and knee-deep in some water surrounded by a bunch of dudes with backward baseball caps that have drank too much beer and absorbed far too much sun is one of them. There’s only one way for situations like this to play out, and like some sort of science, it does. Like clockwork. Something goes down, perhaps someone mentioned how the Cubs suck and have for over a hundred years, or maybe someone declared that Pabst is **** water beer, and they should upgrade to High Life. No one really knows in the end, but we do get the whitest ‘World Star’ declaration in the history of Wrold Star declarations. So that’s something.

Watch this insane brawl, and appreciate the added low-impact cardio for these fighters as they brawl in the shallow end of Lake Havasu.

Seriously, look at them. Only one forward baseball cap and it’s probably being worn ironically by that chick who will probably make a few bad decisions in the coming hours. Whatever happened to wanting to keep the sun out of your face? What a world. This is why Ozymandias wanted to drop aliens on the planet in a plot that made far more sense than Doctor Manhattan killing everyone.

Thanks to Texas Stew for the tip. Enjoy your points, all hundred of them.

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