A Lesson in Street MMA: Canadians will brawl without meaning or purpose

Despite Canadians apparent need to brawl without meaning or purpose, one thing can definitely be said about Canadians: they love Michihiro Omigawa. I’m not Canadian, but I still love Omigawa. I can’t say that I love Canada though, but I generally love Canadian chicks. That’s the extent of my knowledge of Canadian culture, it could fit inside a ven diagram. Actually, I created a ven diagram just to show you that it really could fit in a diagram. I didn’t know how to express my non-love for Canada and love of Canadian chicks though so instead, I placed a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle inspired Nike shoe in the top right corner. I hope that makes up for my lack of understanding statistical data.

We think Omigawa would be proud of the apparent scrappiness of this Canadian brawl that happened outside of a night club in Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada. There are a lot of things at play here, but take note that in Canada it’s apparently OK to hit a girl as long as that same girl nearly gets hit by a car. Props to DENV3RtheDESTROY3R for the +100 news tip.

Published on September 3, 2013 at 5:36 pm
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