A turkey hangover and or pumpkin pie coma can make American shoppers prone to acts of Street MMA. From malls, Walmarts, and food courts across the great US of A there have already been countless acts of Street MMA while you slept off your Thanksgiving meal. Thank you based consumer God of Black Friday for bestowing upon this bountiful plate of Holiday Shopping mixed martial arts.
The Pilgrims/little baby Jesus in his Fisher Price pack n’ play wanted you to fight your fellow man or woman for the right to re-gift a $19.99 DVD player.
1) Prime Vitor Belfort level hand speed
WORRRRLDSTAAAAAR pic.twitter.com/SEuGy40nwR
— yung wifi (@DaddyWeaknd) November 27, 2015
2) Bum rushed for a Orange Julius
Huge ass fight at st. Matthews mall. 😂 pic.twitter.com/bFF39Vw5Wk
— Taylor Stewart (@tstewart5725) November 27, 2015
3) Randy Couture dirty boxing
4) Rematch in the YAMMA pit?
When someone takes the last pair of Jordan's on Black Friday. pic.twitter.com/25IZnEk4Zk
— 'nati (@NSudenga) November 27, 2015
5) The GOAT of 2015 Black Friday-ness
Update: Don Frye head-butt
Update 2: No takedown defense = you lose your hair piece
