A Lesson in Street MMA: A buffet of 2015 Black Friday shopping MMA fights

A turkey hangover and or pumpkin pie coma can make American shoppers prone to acts of Street MMA. From malls, Walmarts, and food courts across the great US of A there have already been countless acts of Street MMA while you slept off your Thanksgiving meal. Thank you based consumer God of Black Friday for bestowing upon this bountiful plate of Holiday Shopping mixed martial arts.

The Pilgrims/little baby Jesus in his Fisher Price pack n’ play wanted you to fight your fellow man or woman for the right to re-gift a $19.99 DVD player.

1) Prime Vitor Belfort level hand speed

2) Bum rushed for a Orange Julius

3) Randy Couture dirty boxing

4) Rematch in the YAMMA pit?

5) The GOAT of 2015 Black Friday-ness

Update: Don Frye head-butt

Update 2: No takedown defense = you lose your hair piece

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