If you know all the words to ‘Frosty The Snowman,’ then Jeff Monson has a reasonable explanation as to why your brain has been conditioned by an oppressive system built on capitalism and less on the fundamentals of humanity, which is morals, art and compassion for the unfortunate. In anarchism, the government is deemed unnecessary
This isn’t our first venture into this obscure land, a place where your favorite television characters shipwreck into the MMA world. Earlier this year we created a feature entitled ‘Game of Featherweights‘ in which Bellator’s featherweight tournament collided with HBO’s Game of Thrones. The official Twitter account of Game of Thrones retweeted our creation and
This isn’t our first venture into this obscure land, a place where your favorite television characters shipwreck into the MMA world. Earlier this year we created a feature entitled ‘Game of Featherweights’ in which Bellator’s featherweight tournament collided with HBO’s Game of Thrones. The official Twitter account of Game of Thrones retweeted our creation and
I know a surprisingly large amount of people who actually think Fedor is God, which is a belief we know makes Fedor uncomfortable enough to drown his sorrows in vodka and ice cream on the same Stary evening (see what I did there? Stary? Nevermind). He’s retired, he doesn’t need to watch his waistline any
Imagine a world in which a newly released Russian video emerged that showed a ridiculous knockout and we didn’t publish it on MiddleEasy. That world isn’t even real. It’s a Christian construct called ‘Hell,’ and you want no part of it. In reality, we’re not entirely sure if this new headkick KO came from Russia.
When Chris Cyborg returns to MMA after her year long suspension for failing a post-fight drug test, it will be a very different landscape to the one she left. The former Strikeforce champion was used to being a big fish in a small pond, with the only other notable name fighting in her division being
There was a time in the WEC days when Ben Henderson followed MiddleEasy on Twitter. He used to RT our stories, but for some reason we never followed him back. Perhaps it was the influx of Christian-centric tweets which emerged from his timeline that got us in the end. If we wanted to be inundated
Jon Bones Jones and Tim Tebow have an undying urge to attribute all of their accomplishments to an intangible being with no evidence of his/her existence. By definition, this makes them cousins — perhaps even brothers if we can get the DNA test back from the lab on time. Let’s see, Tebow claims to be
‘Oh no, Zeus used an accurate description of what is actually going on within a video to drive hits to MiddleEasy! He’s clearly homophobic!’ That’s exactly why a few of you will be going to hell within a few years. ‘Oh no, Zeus used a christian concept of afterlife punishment to scorn readers of MiddleEasy
Chael Sonnen may very well be the first fighter to ever be sponsored by FOX News and all of you saw it coming. He nicknamed his fists ‘Fair’ and ‘Balanced’. Actually, I can’t take credit for that one. Josh Gross from Sports Illustrated somehow outwitted me one night — and I swear it will never happen again.
Matt Horwich is the world’s first ‘quantum mechanical warrior’. While the rest of civilization is confined to the physical laws of our universe, Horwich exists purely on a level of string-theory and the multi-verse. In fact, according to Horwich, most things in reality can be attributed to the multi-verse theory, a hypothetical set of a
Knocking Tyson Griffin out was thought to be impossible. Mortals simply can’t do it. If you ever wondered why Takanori Gomi was dubbed “The Fireball Kid”, refer to the right hook that served Tyson Griffin his first loss via hadoken. His first UFC win was so amazing that Japanese Manga author, Ken Wakui, has immortalized
Come on guys, of course MiddleEasy was going to be the first MMA site to publish Dan Quinn’s bout against Aaron Brink that took place just a few hours ago. This is the same guy who claims that he’s the reincarnation of a Buddhist angel named Maitreya but sometime in the late 80s, his spirit
Back in the days when your completion of Mega Man 2 served as accurate measurement for how much of a bad ass you were amongst your peers, there existed the most famous unlockable character in any fighting game. His name was Sheng Long. Back in 1992, EGM printed an article stating that if you could
I’m starting to like this new, outspoken Fedor. It reminds me of the time when Steve Urkel was a victim of an experiment went wrong and turned into the more suave ‘Stephan Urk’el’. Those are the types of memories you retain when you’re childhood consists of your mother telling you not to go outside because
I’m starting to like this new, outspoken Fedor. It reminds me of the time when Steve Urkel was a victim of an experiment went wrong and turned into the more suave ‘Stephan Urk’el’. Those are the types of memories you retain when you’re childhood consists of your mother telling you not to go outside because