Welcome to another Zara’s Weird Week in MMA Social Media. This week I bring you spankings, eye-assaulting jumpers, black burgers and more! Let’s start things off with Jon Jones.
This week Jon Jones was seen at a Lambda Chi Alpha frat house where he was wrestling and hanging out with some of the frat brothers. The first thing that popped into my head is how fitting that someone like Jon Jones is in a frat house. Jones must feel right at home. #Deleting
Chael Sonnen and Michael Bisping really need to do the world a favour and join forces to open a trash talking academy, and they need to give some lessons to Norman Parke and Diego Sanchez. Parke and Sanchez have taken to Twitter this week to throw some digs at each other. Apparently, Norman is going make Diego say his name and Diego is going to reteach Norman judo. I take back what I previously said about Tito/Bonnar being cringe worthy.
@DiegoSanchezUFC u gona try and take me down !! Wel see about that, il open u from ear-ear with my elbow. Then il make u say my name bitch!
— STORMIN NORMAN PARKE (@norman_parke) September 16, 2014
Nice to see that being the champ hasn’t gone to Anthony Pettis’ head as he is clearly still dressed by his mommy. Seriously though, Anthony did you lose a bet or get dressed in the dark? There would be the only acceptable reason for wearing that hideous jumper. And to make it worse he wore it in public, assaulting people’s eyes! It’s nice to see Pettis has the same taste in clothes as supermodels Cara Delevigne and Irina Shayk.
Mike Chiesa and Sik Jitsu coach Rick Little have been enjoying themselves in Japan ahead of Hunt vs Nelson, the two tried the disgusting-looking black burger from Burger King. You could not pay me to put that in my mouth, it looks vile. Guys, I would be getting tested if I were you because god knows what was in that.
Felice Herrig celebrated her 30th birthday this week and to mark the occasion was spanked thirty times, interesting. I personally think I’m going to stick with my Jager Bomb for each year which I don’t recommend at all as this year I picked up a duck, tried to hug it and it bit me in the face.
Actually, I think Felice is onto something, spanking is definitely safer than drunkenly trying to hug birds.