Chael Sonnen uses a gun whenever his mouth is low on ammo. That’s another way of saying Chael Sonnen has never picked up a firearm in his life. His mother doesn’t have a PhD in Socio-Economic Verbal Theory, so she has no problem carrying heat like she’s related to Prometheus. I’ve never seen that movie ‘Machine Gun Preacher,’ but ‘Shotgun Mom’ could easily consist of two hours of Chael Sonnen’s mom blasting home intruders at point-blank range and I will never not be entertained.
I know you’ve heard it before. We’re like your uncle on Thanksgiving Day — telling you stories that you’ve undoubtedly heard a multitude of times before. You never tell him that you’ve heard the story, but instead just politely not your head as he talks and smile at the end. Do that for us. Thanks guys.
Check out this video from Brazil’s Sexto Round of Okami talking about the time Chael Sonnen’s mom nearly shot him when she thought he was a home intruder.