Now that Renzo Gracie reads MiddleEasy on a daily basis, I can no longer express my feelings towards Kyra Gracie without my left and right leg being in immediate danger. However protective of an uncle you think you have, Renzo Gracie’s level of protection urinates on your uncle’s level, and kicks it in the face, Nate Marquardt style. Besides, to bask in the delusion that I could obtain Kyra Gracie is just as ridiculous as the notion of the Smurfs is just an elaborate allegory for a community of misogynistic communists. If Kyra Gracie wants to be with a guy that stares at a computer monitor for most of the day and would prefer to eat a newly cooked batch of pasta out of the pot instead of placing it in a bowl in order to not dirty another dish, then I’m the guy for her.
Kyra Gracie visited our buds over at Evolve MMA in Singapore, and besides looking absolutely stunning, she schooled a few BJJ newcomers on the art of rocking pink gis while dominating your opponent. Check out this video interview of Kyra Gracie from Evolve MMA, and I’m 100% certain that you will end up watching the entire clip. [Source]
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